Don Quixote
Listen to it
Roy McMillan’s reading is what wins it: it lands in the top 13% of our shelf of books, on 1,878 ratings of the narration, which is a lot of credit for a voice. The book itself is no pushover in audio (12% of the reviews we read called it demanding), so give it your attention rather than the washing-up; the reading earns it.
Length does not decide this
36h 05m to listen, at 1×28h 52m to listen, at 1.25×24h 03m to listen, at 1.5×20h 37m to listen, at 1.75×18h 03m to listen, at 2×about 34 hours to readabout 26 hours to readabout 20 hours to readabout 16 hours to readabout 13 hours to read
The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 1,023 pages at 30 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 1,023 pages at 40 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 1,023 pages at 50 pages an hour, which is about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 1,023 pages at 65 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 1,023 pages at 80 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.
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Easier in audio than The Handmaid's Tale.
About as much work in audio as most of the books we hold.
About as much work in audio as most of the doorstoppers we hold.
- Hardcover barely knows this book, so the pace and second-crowd figures rest on very few people.
Reading load against listening load
Where that puts this one among the books we hold: in the top 25% of our shelf of books for effort on the page and in the top 27% of our shelf of books for effort in your ears. The middle of the scale is not the middle of the shelf (most books sit below the average on both), so a book at 0.00 is already in the top 43% for effort on the page. Each of the three is measured against the whole shelf separately, so the bottom figure is not the top two subtracted. It is this book’s own distance from the middle.
What the audio disadvantage is made of. Two things and no others: how fast readers say this one moves, and how demanding the reviews we read found it. There is no third: the structural one has no data source, so it contributes nothing rather than being guessed at. Both directions are declared priors we have never fitted against a real verdict, which is the weakest-evidenced part of the whole model.
How the call was made
Where a bar carries ticks, the grey one is the middle of our shelf and a coloured one is a line we publish, cool where we start backing the page, warm where we start backing the recording. The evidence squares at the foot are a different thing: how far each of our four sources went, hatched where there was nothing to measure at all.
- The audio case
- 0.40It sits in the top 42% of our shelf of books for how far the recording outruns the page. Past the line where we start backing the recording.
- Narration payoff
- 0.73Roy McMillan’s reading is better received than the book it came from: in the top 13% of our shelf of books, on 1,878 ratings of the narration. This is a difference, not a score: it sets the reading against its own book, so a much-loved book with a merely good reading sits low on this shelf even where nobody disliked either. Asked the other way (how the reading stands against what the book’s own readers made of it, which is a different crowd rating a different thing), it comes out 1.20. We report that one and never score it: two crowds that do not overlap are held together by nothing but the standardising, which is a cost the figure above does not pay.
- What is at stake
- −1.16It sits in the bottom 10% of our shelf of books for how well the print crowds think of a book: not a book the crowds are precious about, so there is less to protect and we can be relaxed about it. Blended across 315,551 Goodreads ratings and 1 on Hardcover, each scored inside its own population first, and never added together.
For the page
- The crowds’ regard did not reach the line where we protect a first read, this reason did not apply
For the recording
- The voice beats the book
- Audio is neither helping nor fighting this one
- 1,878 listeners behind it
So the case for the recording won it, but only just.
A bigger dot counted for more: the voice and the ear are sized by their share of the sum above, the other two by how much stands behind them. A hatched square is a reason that did not apply here, which is not the same as one that counted for little.
- Evidence
- 0.74How much of the picture we actually have, out of 1.00: four questions, each answered as far as the source could answer it, less anything taken off for reading fewer reviews than we aim to.The reading1,878 people have rated this reading: as good as it getsThe second sourceHardcover knows this book, with 1 reader there: thinThe matchHow sure we are that the recording we scored is this book: as good as it getsThe reviewsWe read 300 reviews to judge how demanding it is: as good as it gets
What each crowd complains about
In the reviews we read, how often readers brought it up and how often listeners did, each against what is usual for that same crowd across our whole shelf, which is the grey tick. The track stops at 4×. Listeners are only ever compared with listeners.
Listeners of this book bring up how hard it is to follow about one and a half times as often as listeners usually do, while readers of it bring it up about as often as readers usually do.
What the two crowds said
Showing the stars as each shop prints them. The two crowds are not measured from the same place: on our shelf Audible’s listeners average 0.35 of a star above Goodreads’ readers, so a recording that is ordinary for Audible can still out-star a book that is genuinely well liked for Goodreads. Switch the toggle to take that difference off.Showing each figure as its distance from its own crowd’s middle on our shelf, in standard deviations, so 0 is a typical book for that crowd. Listeners start 0.35 of a star up, partly because anyone who finishes a twenty-five-hour recording chose it deliberately, and this takes that off. It is not a claim that audio is better, the story figure is still Audible’s own (people rating a story they heard), and none of it moves the verdict above.
overallAudible
overall, pooled by the shop, so we hold no ruler for it
2,194 ratings · performance and story, as the shop pools them
the performanceAudible
the performance, against Audible’s own crowd
How often this goes badly2.8% of the people who rated the performance gave it one or two stars. About typical for the shelf. The middle of our shelf is 2.0%, and half of it falls between 1.0% and 3.1%.
52 of 1,885 listeners gave the performance one or two stars
The shape of the room
- United, this one
- Warm
- Split
- Lukewarm
A united room: 76% of the listeners gave the performance five stars. A room that agrees this far leaves little to gamble on.
1,885 ratings
the story, as heardAudible
the story, as heard, against Audible’s own crowd
1,878 ratings
the book itselfGoodreads
the book itself, against Goodreads’ own crowd
315,551 ratings
Every reading we hold
7 complete readings of it, and one call above for the book: the verdict is a claim about format, not about a voice. Which voice to press play on is the next question, and this is our answer to it. Below 250 ratings of the reading we name a recording and decline to rank it.
- Roy McMillanour pick36h 05m28h 52m24h 03m20h 37m18h 03m · One voice · Audible UK and US
Performance 4.63 · Story 4.36 · 1,878 rated the reading · 2.8% of the people who rated the performance gave it one or two stars
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- Michael Pagetoo few ratings to judge41h 40m33h 20m27h 47m23h 49m20h 50m · One voice · Audible UK
Only 5 people have rated this reading, short of our published bar of 250, so we name it and print no scores for it.
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- Charlton Griffintoo few ratings to judge43h 32m34h 50m29h 01m24h 53m21h 46m · One voice · Audible UK
Only 7 people have rated this reading, short of our published bar of 250, so we name it and print no scores for it.
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- Kayvan Novak, Josh Cohen, Alistair Petrie and 1 more voicetoo few ratings to judge39h 17m31h 26m26h 11m22h 27m19h 39m · Read by 4 voices · Audible UK
All 4 voices in this reading
- Kayvan Novak
- Josh Cohen
- Alistair Petrie
- Richard Hughes
Only 136 people have rated this reading, short of our published bar of 250, so we name it and print no scores for it.
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- Robert Whitfieldtoo few ratings to judge36h 42m29h 22m24h 28m20h 58m18h 21m · One voice · Audible UK
Only 99 people have rated this reading, short of our published bar of 250, so we name it and print no scores for it.
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- Wilfred Morgantoo few ratings to judge40h 17m32h 14m26h 51m23h 01m20h 09m · One voice · Audible UK
Nobody has rated this one in either shop, so we have nothing to go on.
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- Jonathan Keebletoo few ratings to judge39h 34m31h 39m26h 23m22h 37m19h 47m · One voice · Audible UK
Nobody has rated this one in either shop, so we have nothing to go on.
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2 other listings we set aside, listed with the reason for eacheach one is sold as this book and is not a complete reading of it
- full cast, Bernard Cribbins, Ronald Baddiley, Bob Grant3h 43m2h 58m2h 29m2h 07m1h 52m · 5 ratingsNot a straight reading of the book
- Uncredited12h 00m9h 36m8h 00m6h 51m6h 00mNot the whole book, only 30% of the full reading
The recording we mean
- Runtime
- 36h 05m at 1×
- Read by
- Roy McMillan
- Kind
- One voice
- ASIN
- B0052XUR3K · Audible UK
- Rated in
- Audible UK and US · 956 + 929 ratings of the performance
- Judged on
- 1,878 ratings of the narration
- Published
- Naxos AudioBooks · 2011
Audible sorts a search by newest, so ours may not be the first one you are offered. The runtime is the check: if the one in front of you says 36h 05m, that is the reading these numbers describe. “Judged on” is the crowd behind every judgement we make about this reading: the smaller of the performance and story counts, which is why it is a little under the two shop counts added. We do not link out to a shop, and we take nothing if you buy there.