Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
It tells a story. Hardcover files this book as fiction, and its readers there call it lighthearted and funny. Facts, not factors: neither plays any part in our call.
Listen to it
Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Arthur Darvill, Chris Nelson, David Tennant, Ferdinand Frisby Williams, Gabrielle Glaister, Josh Hopkins, Katherine Kingsley, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Lemn Sissay, Lorelei King, Louis Davison, Matt Reeves and Michael Sheen’s reading is what wins it: it lands in the top 4% of our shelf of books, on 1,814 ratings of the narration, which is a lot of credit for a voice. And nothing about the book is fighting the format.
Length does not decide this
12h 14m to listen, at 1×9h 47m to listen, at 1.25×8h 09m to listen, at 1.5×6h 59m to listen, at 1.75×6h 07m to listen, at 2×about 16 hours to readabout 12 hours to readabout 10 hours to readabout 8 hours to readabout 6 hours to read
The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 491 pages at 30 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 491 pages at 40 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 491 pages at 50 pages an hour, which is about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 491 pages at 65 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.The runtime is Audible’s own, shown at the speed beside it. The reading time is our estimate: 491 pages at 80 pages an hour, the pace you told us. Ours is 50, about 300 words a page, read at 250 a minute.
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About as demanding in audio as Slaughterhouse-Five.
About as much work in audio as most of the books we hold.
About as much work in audio as most of the fiction we hold.
About as much work in audio as most of the long books we hold.
Reading load against listening load
Where that puts this one among the books we hold: in the middle 40% of our shelf of books on both counts (effort on the page and effort in your ears). The middle of the scale is not the middle of the shelf (most books sit below the average on both), so a book at 0.00 is already in the top 43% for effort on the page. Each of the three is measured against the whole shelf separately, so the bottom figure is not the top two subtracted. It is this book’s own distance from the middle.
What the audio disadvantage is made of. Two things and no others: how fast readers say this one moves, and how demanding the reviews we read found it. There is no third: the structural one has no data source, so it contributes nothing rather than being guessed at. Both directions are declared priors we have never fitted against a real verdict, which is the weakest-evidenced part of the whole model.
How the call was made
Where a bar carries ticks, the grey one is the middle of our shelf and a coloured one is a line we publish, cool where we start backing the page, warm where we start backing the recording. The evidence squares at the foot are a different thing: how far each of our four sources went, hatched where there was nothing to measure at all.
- The audio case
- 1.37It sits in the top 12% of our shelf of books for how far the recording outruns the page. Past the line where we start backing the recording.
- Narration payoff
- 1.06Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Arthur Darvill, Chris Nelson, David Tennant, Ferdinand Frisby Williams, Gabrielle Glaister, Josh Hopkins, Katherine Kingsley, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Lemn Sissay, Lorelei King, Louis Davison, Matt Reeves and Michael Sheen’s reading is better received than the book it came from: in the top 4% of our shelf of books, on 1,814 ratings of the narration. This is a difference, not a score: it sets the reading against its own book, so a much-loved book with a merely good reading sits low on this shelf even where nobody disliked either. Before we allowed for how many people rated it, the reading stood in the top 6% of our shelf of books. The gap between the two places is us declining to let a handful of ratings move a verdict. That is the second mark on the bar, and it is the one our line is applied to: a rule tested on the damped number would pass the same recording at 25 ratings and fail it at 5,000. Asked the other way (how the reading stands against what the book’s own readers made of it, which is a different crowd rating a different thing), it comes out 0.96. We report that one and never score it: two crowds that do not overlap are held together by nothing but the standardising, which is a cost the figure above does not pay.
- What is at stake
- 0.31It sits between the bottom 27% and the top 33% of our shelf of books for how well the print crowds think of a book: middling regard, so this barely moves the call either way. Blended across 846,853 Goodreads ratings and 2,766 on Hardcover, each scored inside its own population first, and never added together.
For the page
- The crowds’ regard did not reach the line where we protect a first read, this reason did not apply
For the recording
- The voice beats the book
- Audio is neither helping nor fighting this one
- 1,814 listeners behind it
So the case for the recording won it.
A bigger dot counted for more: the voice and the ear are sized by their share of the sum above, the other two by how much stands behind them. A hatched square is a reason that did not apply here, which is not the same as one that counted for little.
- Evidence
- 1.00How much of the picture we actually have, out of 1.00: four questions, each answered as far as the source could answer it, less anything taken off for reading fewer reviews than we aim to.The reading1,814 people have rated this reading: as good as it getsThe second sourceHardcover knows this book, with 2,766 readers there: as good as it getsThe matchHow sure we are that the recording we scored is this book: as good as it getsThe reviewsWe read 300 reviews to judge how demanding it is: as good as it gets
What each crowd complains about
In the reviews we read, how often readers brought it up and how often listeners did, each against what is usual for that same crowd across our whole shelf, which is the grey tick. The track stops at 4×. Listeners are only ever compared with listeners.
Listeners of this book bring up keeping the names straight about 1.7 times as often as listeners usually do, while readers of it bring it up about one and a half times as often as readers usually do.
What the two crowds said
Showing the stars as each shop prints them. The two crowds are not measured from the same place: on our shelf Audible’s listeners average 0.35 of a star above Goodreads’ readers, so a recording that is ordinary for Audible can still out-star a book that is genuinely well liked for Goodreads. Switch the toggle to take that difference off.Showing each figure as its distance from its own crowd’s middle on our shelf, in standard deviations, so 0 is a typical book for that crowd. Listeners start 0.35 of a star up, partly because anyone who finishes a twenty-five-hour recording chose it deliberately, and this takes that off. It is not a claim that audio is better, the story figure is still Audible’s own (people rating a story they heard), and none of it moves the verdict above.
overallAudible
overall, pooled by the shop, so we hold no ruler for it
2,021 ratings · performance and story, as the shop pools them
the performanceAudible
the performance, against Audible’s own crowd
How often this goes badly0.5% of the people who rated the performance gave it one or two stars. Fewer than most recordings here. The middle of our shelf is 2.0%, and half of it falls between 1.0% and 3.1%.
9 of 1,820 listeners gave the performance one or two stars
The shape of the room
- United, this one
- Warm
- Split
- Lukewarm
A united room: 94% of the listeners gave the performance five stars. A room that agrees this far leaves little to gamble on.
1,820 ratings
the story, as heardAudible
the story, as heard, against Audible’s own crowd
1,814 ratings
the book itselfGoodreads
the book itself, against Goodreads’ own crowd
846,853 ratings
Every reading we hold
Two complete readings of it, and one call above for the book: the verdict is a claim about format, not about a voice. Which voice to press play on is the next question, and this is our answer to it. Below 250 ratings of the reading we name a recording and decline to rank it.
- Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Arthur Darvill and 12 more voicesour pick12h 14m9h 47m8h 09m6h 59m6h 07m · Read by 15 voices · Audible UK and US
All 15 voices in this reading
- Adjoa Andoh
- Allan Corduner
- Arthur Darvill
- Chris Nelson
- David Tennant
- Ferdinand Frisby Williams
- Gabrielle Glaister
- Josh Hopkins
- Katherine Kingsley
- Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
- Lemn Sissay
- Lorelei King
- Louis Davison
- Matt Reeves
- Michael Sheen
Performance 4.92 · Story 4.74 · 1,814 rated the reading · 0.5% of the people who rated the performance gave it one or two stars
Hear it · Audible’s clip, its length read from them on load
- Martin Jarvisalso worth hearing12h 33m10h 02m8h 22m7h 10m6h 17m · One voice · Audible UK
Performance 4.80 · Story 4.67 · 4,354 rated the reading · 0.8% of the people who rated the performance gave it one or two stars
Hear it · Audible’s clip, its length read from them on load
Listeners rate Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Arthur Darvill and 12 more voices’s performance 0.12 of a star above Martin Jarvis’s: 4.92 on 1,814 ratings against 4.80 on 4,354 ratings.
1 other listing we set aside, listed with the reason for eacheach one is sold as this book and is not a complete reading of it
- Full Cast, Mark Heap, Peter Serafinowicz4h 19m3h 27m2h 53m2h 28m2h 10m · 1,897 ratingsNot the whole book, only 35% of the full reading
The recording we mean
- Runtime
- 12h 14m at 1×
- Read by
- Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Arthur Darvill, Chris Nelson, David Tennant, Ferdinand Frisby Williams, Gabrielle Glaister, Josh Hopkins, Katherine Kingsley, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Lemn Sissay, Lorelei King, Louis Davison, Matt Reeves and Michael Sheen
- Kind
- Read by 15 voices
- ASIN
- B09Q3GJQ53 · Audible UK
- Rated in
- Audible UK and US · 1,634 + 186 ratings of the performance
- Judged on
- 1,814 ratings of the narration
- Published
- Headline · 2022
Audible sorts a search by newest, so ours may not be the first one you are offered. The runtime is the check: if the one in front of you says 12h 14m, that is the reading these numbers describe. “Judged on” is the crowd behind every judgement we make about this reading: the smaller of the performance and story counts, which is why it is a little under the two shop counts added. We do not link out to a shop, and we take nothing if you buy there.